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Staro 27-01-2023, 20:34   #166
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zovi tasta i okreni turu . evo ga tast .a tura?
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juce sa drugom setao knez mihajlovom
na ulici neki momci sviraju i jedan momak udara u bubnjeve ,kante i ostalo
kad smo se vracali u lazarevac autobusom ja i drug on kaze - koje njesra oni sa udaraljkama los je ritam bio skroz
ja mu kazem dobar je ritam bio
on kaze -los je ritam bio
ja kazem - dobar je bio-ritam
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ANATEMA - Ana o kojoj svi pričaju

ARENA - Plac površine jednog ara zasejan renom.

AVALA - proždrljivi pas

BALVAN - žurka na otvorenom

BAMBUS - sudar autobusa

BANDOGLAVAC - vođa bande

BELOGLAVI SUP - saobraćajna policija

BUJANOVAC - hiperinflacija

BUNDEVA - neposlušna kamila

BUNDEVARA - žena u bundi

ČAČKALICA - kozmetičarka

ČIKAGO - nudista

DARKER - nadareni pas

DEKLINACIJA - vađenje eksera

DOBROSTOJEĆI - oni koji žive na sredini autobuske linije pa moraju da stoje u gradskom prevozu (v. STAROSEDEOCI)

DROLJA - doktorka Olja

EGZOTIKA - teranje drugoga u egzodus

EJAKULIRAM - E, ja se odmaram.

EKSER - bivši plemić

EKSPRES - bivše novine

FENOMEN - čovek koji opravlja fenove

FUDBAL - žurka sa mnogo hrane

GRMEČ - borba pasa

GURMAN - čovek koji je ostao bez benzina

ITISON - sin vanzemaljca

IZNOS - sline

KISELO - osećaj kao da ste na selu

KITOLOVAC - homoseksualac

KULTURA - obožavanje zadnjice

KRAJPUTAŠ - autostoper

KURŠUM - zvuk koji se čuje prilikom obavljanja male nužde

LEŠKARENJE - nekrofilija

MILIBAR - omiljeno mesto gde se pije

MUGABE - razgovor krave, guske i ovce

MURAT - borba bikova

MUŠTIKLA - krava na štiklama

PRDOMIR - prvi domaći mikroračunar

ROMI ŠNAJDER - Ciganka krojačica

SPAJALICA - mali oglas lične prirode

STAROSEDEOCI - oni koji žive blizu okretnice autobuske linije pa mogu da nađu mesto za sedenje (v. DOBROSTOJEĆI)

STOLICA - lukava devojka

SVETLO - pustinja

ŠPRICER - narkoman

***** - čovek koji živi u šupi

TABAKERA - žena koja tuče psa

TAKTIKA - sat, časovnik

TOŠIBA - košava

UMORITI SE - okupati se u moru

USTOLIČITI SE - obaviti veliku nuždu

VEŠALICA - dželat

VISITI - biti član nekog vokalno-instrumentalnog sastava

VUCIBATINA - policajac sa pendrekom
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We can't get down (ok)
We don't like it when the
City fire starts spreading
When the fire's spreading then
We can't get down

I met a girl with an angel face
And two devil horns pokin' out
Maybe with her brains replaced
She said walk to the store with her, okay
Bought a carton of squares
I think I fell in love today
Now whats a pretty little thing
Like you doing walking
With a condor circle when
The city lights fade
Dead walk only to redig the graves
And make it big enough to
Fit TVs and microwaves
Oh, she didn't say shit (nup)
Smiles that could melt the
Gloss off your whip
And before I could ask her
About her high wire
Homegirl walked face first straight
Through the fire
Kill the pigs and poke the lump with a fork
If it all bleeds y'all need
To shut the oven door
Here half worm dirt in the mouth
So it's raining mud when the tongue lash out
Cool, beans, perfect, dope
Like Aes with a rafter and 6 feet of rope
Paradox spill out hate in all sections
You can get fucked when
You standing at attention

And the evilest of nine's
Guaranteed to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's
Guaranteed to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's
Guaranteed to shoot crooked
And the evilest of nine's
Guaranteed to shoot crooked
Fix the fucking antenna

We don't like it when the
City lights start fading
When the city lights fading then
We can't get down (Okay)
We don't like it when the
City people act crooked
When the city people crooked then
We can't get down (Okay)
We don't like it when the
City pigeons break wings
When the pigeons break wings then
We can't get down (Okay)
We don't like it when the
City fire starts spreading
When the fire's spreading then
We can't get down (Okay)

No doubt
He ain't, he ain't got a gun in no shoebox
Face to the floor drop it
Still carry the evilest nine

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Once upon a time in this great land
European settlers would set off on a cave man quest
Dutch king summoning Jan Van Beek
The rest was Queen Elizabeth conquest
As portrayed quite well by Cate Blanchett
Great actress, wait I may digress!
Before that was pyramids and villages where pigmy little men and other such denizens rest
Complex systems of living some fishing some building and others out killing
Matriarchy where the kings were tribe women
Painted art still seen today in tribe Symbols
Its a cycle your beginning is your ending and your interim
Your appearance is a historic coincidence
But they link it to your incorrect conditioning
Now everybody screaming racism as a consequence
Bring out the marching band
Let 'em play an anthem for our continent
You went and botched the plan
Liberate the mind, but forgot the land, uh-huh
Bring out the marching band
Let 'em play an anthem for our continent
Why you dun' botch the plan
Liberate the land, but forgot the man
Feel the momentum of an unspent force
A liberation found another one get lost
Magazine kept while the gun get tossed
Perpetual previsions of the sunset clause
No wonder they demand more
Nobody planned for
Brazilian cuts in the pubic crotch of the land court
In a Mexican stand-off
Picture a poverty stricken finger
Twitching on hair pin trigger
And pause
Can't deny my stress
I know better than to blame, the wild Wild West
As to reign the higher address as a mind set
Bigger the jail, the less serious the crimes get
So the tumbleweed rolls through these empty streets
They shot the sheriff all we have is the deputy
And he definitely does not went to rock the boats
So we work hard chopping bloat and forget we plead
Bring out the marching band
Let 'em play an anthem for our continent
You went and botched the plan
Liberate the mind, but forgot the land, uh-huh
Bring out the marching band
Let 'em play an anthem for our continent
Why you dun' botch the plan
Liberate the land, but forgot the man
He bought a range but his aim's off for the plane
But it ain't take off JFK straight shot
Great Lakes paying for it, hate makes the air foggy
NSA takes notice, play it safe same result
So David Blane got the rainbow sold to y'all
You can rise away till the Neuralizer tapers off
Break a law, take a farm you get our your acres
I'd sooner root for that than a handout with the arms embargo
It'll be my own Zimbabwe so Colin Powell will swallow my bow and arrow and follow that
With his chosen angle to photograph
My ass know a power to recover from all of that, NASTY
All about poverty playing that off happy
Skin too thick in the middle tin o' acne cream or Vaseline
You wait till them Somali kids
Give you a take from that Bruce Wayne alley scene
Bring out the marching band
Let 'em play an anthem for our continent
You went and botched the plan
Liberate the mind, but forgot the land, uh-huh
Bring out the marching band
Let 'em play an anthem for our continent
You went and botched the plan
Hey, liberate the mind, but forgot the land



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